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[May. 18th, 2012|08:36 am] |
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Ten years, gone in a flash! |
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| Up for grabs... |
[Mar. 18th, 2012|03:33 pm] |
Dear Journal,
I need I'd like to get laid. Any FEMALE volunteers? Whatevs.
Love,
Puck (aka The Puckster, El Puckarone, Mohawk, Best-You-Ever-Had, etc.)
((This post was brought to you by Mel, who retains copyright, the jerk)) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2012|07:06 am] |
How was testing for everyone? Easiest test I ever took. Think I freaked out the tester chick, though 'cause I kinda destroyed her room. I hope they give me a badass teacher, because let's face it, I deserve one!
Yeah, that's right. Puckzilla's in your school blowing up your shit!
[Private to Mike]
Tina says you me and her had a threesome I don't remember. Did shit get weird? I didn't do anything gay, did I? Sorry if I did. We can just forget it. |
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| Private to powers people (except JBI) |
[Mar. 6th, 2012|07:18 am] |
Strange couple of days. Sunday I was all set to bunk down at Finn's again when my nana called to ask where I was. Turns out the government dudes rebuilt my freaking house and healed my sister. She and nana remember nothing about the fire or the storm and think my ma is on a business trip. It doesn't even make sense! Why would a nurse need to go on a business trip?
Is anyone else bummed out that we aren't having glee anymore? I know it's fucking stupid, and we have powers now and that's awesome, but it's like soul-crushing to think we won't be singing anymore. Or maybe we could during lunch some days? My fingers are already itching for my guitar. |
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| I'm BAAACCCKKKK! |
[Feb. 27th, 2012|12:59 pm] |
Hello, peers.
Lol, I'm just kidding! I'm back, bitches! Sorry about that last post. I guess my nana left it after she sent me out of town. Had a really awesome vay-cay and feeling much more in control, if you know what I mean. I'm staying at Finn and Kurt's place for a couple of nights, if you gotta find me.
I think school might be starting up again next week, so enjoy the break while you can, motherfuckers! |
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| Away for a while |
[Feb. 21st, 2012|07:16 pm] |
Hello, peers.
I will be away for an indeterminate amount of time. I am well. Please do not worry about me, even though you will not be able to contact me.
Best wishes,
Noah Puckerman |
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| Valentine's Day is for Losers |
[Feb. 14th, 2012|11:09 am] |
The new and improved Noah Puckerman is single on Valentine's Day, as it should be. Anyone looking to get laid? Because my schedule's wide open, if you know what I mean.
No romantic crap, or I will kick your ass. |
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| Private to powers people (NOT JBI) |
[Feb. 10th, 2012|04:14 pm] |
I, um, kinda melted my phone on Sunday. It was one in a long list of casualties last weekend. If anyone's got an old phone they're not using, I could totally use it (that's a hint). I missed the one job interview I had this week because my Ma said I wasn't ready. Fucking sucks, because it's not like she's gonna shell out for a data plan. |
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| Happy Hannukah |
[Dec. 20th, 2011|07:59 am] |
Happy Hannukah, bitches!
Been busy lately, working and shit. I've got presents for my Ma and my sister all figured out, except for a few little things for the last few days of the holiday.
Anyone having a party? I know I've got too much going on to throw it, even though my Ma's gonna be out of the house for a work shindig. |
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| So this job isn't so bad |
[Nov. 15th, 2011|02:30 pm] |
Look at this kid I just saw at work today:
( The littlest badass ) |
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| Money |
[Nov. 9th, 2011|03:04 pm] |
So, pool season is over. Yeah, it kinda has been for awhile, but you know - football, glee, other extracurriculars...
Anyway, anyone know of a place that's hiring? I can lift heavy things and ... Well, I can lift heavy things!
It would be nice if I didn't have to keep scamming dough off my Ma to pay for dates and shit. This kept man shit is getting a little old.
[Private to Kurt]
I know I really suck as a mechanic, but do you think your dad would hire me anyway? I can totally change tires and move the cars and everything. Maybe you could butter him up a little before I ask? |
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| Fuck |
[Oct. 20th, 2011|10:47 am] |
[Private to Power People]
Dudes, we gotta watch our backs and each others backs and everything. Shit, and this is just a movie. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2011|09:03 pm] |
To Fucking Bastard (you know who you are):
( Back the fuck off )
In other news, getting laid regularly is even better than I remember it being. |
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| Private to Glee Club, Dave, Lisa |
[Oct. 6th, 2011|09:28 pm] |
So, my mom knows about my power now. Also, I may not be flammable, but my clothes sure are. Anyone got any tips on controlling their powers? Mine never works when I want it to. It sucks and I only have so many clothes to burn before I'll have to go around naked. |
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| Now I want to invent a cockail named The Drunken Moose... |
[Sep. 12th, 2011|01:52 pm] |
Anyone else feel like this guy after Santana's party?
Algebra quiz this morning went well, despite my best efforts. Artie, it's your fault if i get an A and the universe implodes.
And hey, glee clubbers - me and the boys are playing a special song during tomorrow's meeting. Def something to look forward to and not to be missed. Erryone's gotta be there! |
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